Informal polls

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Tensions are running high today as the three candidates prepare for tomorrow's preliminary mayoral elections. Polls have been inconclusive so far as to which of the three candidates will have the least votes, and not appear on the November ballot. We here at WDZM news decided to ask long-standing Somerville resident clydebot his views on the election.

DZM: Clyde, who are you voting for tomorrow for mayor?
Clyde: I voting for tomorrow for mayor are difficult for that would fall.
DZM: Clyde, do you like Dorothy Kelly Gay?
Clyde: Why did you bother to ask?
DZM: Clyde, do you like Tony Lafuente?
Clyde: Not up my nose you don't.
DZM: Clyde, do you like Joe Curtatone?
Clyde: Ha ha! ha ha!

Well, folks, there you have it, the voice of Somerville's best-known zephyr bot on the election. Now, in WDZM sports news...